Some of my favorite lines over the last few weeks from these two goof balls:
Jake on why he and his friend couldn’t be assigned to the same “World Cup” team at soccer camp:
“But Mom, Andrew’s Irish and I’m not!”
Payton explaining why there was an entire roll of wadded up toilet paper stashed behind her bed:
“Well, I needed a tissue for my nose. And I tried to get a little bit. But then a little bit got a lot bit!”